Argument Clinic

It's just dawning on the UK that, in seeing that the EU had no intention of real "negotiation" all along, they, too, are like the customer who goes to the Argument Clinic in Monty Python expecting a fine debate and instead, after shelling out many pounds and wasting several sessions, gets a flat "yes v. no" affair. "I thought I came here to leave." "Oh. no, you came here to remain. If you want to leave, you have to pay 39B pounds first." "But I did already!" "No you didn't." "Yes I did." "No you didn't." "Yes, I did! Oh come on that was not really 3 years of me not leaving just now...!" "Yes it was." and so on...and on..."We can leave with Northern Ireland." "No you can't." "Yes I can. It's part of me!" "No it isn't. Not unless you pay another, er. 100 billion pounds." Now, perhaps, this expensive, soul-destroying, black comic charade of miserabilism will soon finally be over, if not by Halloween by the vengeful hand of the English voter. 

The EU never wanted to bargain in good faith to get a proper Brexit anymore than the clinic wanted to give the man a proper argument. They wanted to trap the UK and doom her to be a trade colony of the EU with no more rights of policy or control than, say, China had over the "trade concession zones" they were forced to surrender to the Great Powers in the 1800's.

The wonder is that it took so long for even tough guys like Gove, Mogg, Cox and Johnson, at least externally, to realize that the Euros are a bunch of bad faith, bad will losers that we should regard now as "hostes" the UK (as the govt is preparing to treat EU members who force another delay on us) and get out of it, asap. If anything, they've made any right thinking Englishman more determined than ever to leave. Not for the first time, the European has underestimated, misunderstood and misjudged the Englishman. He will pay dearly as will his familiar accomplice in British mayhem, the Irishman. Then where will be their "colony", their captive markets now? Down the loo.

That lousy KGB chemist posing as a Chancellor of Germany actually said that NI would be forced to stay in the EU customs union "forever". And the EU will last a 1000 years. And you will crush Perfidious Albion like a bug. And England will be finished as soon as you shoot down a few more spitfires. I know. We've heard it all before from you people. It's just your crass unadulterated sickening nerve in abusing a country that astounds and appals. That is the nation that has done nothing but help you down the ages, including saving your very civilization four times at least by my count at an untold cost of lives and given 100's of billions of its treasure to you. Shame on you, "friend"!

If I was on the phone with that geo-financial extortionist, I would have threatened that, if she did not make a deal happen mach schnell, I would throw her mercedes, volkswagens and porsches into the Channel, and not just the ones she wants to ship. And, after the UK has won again, and their latest megalomaniacal grab for continental power sits in tatters, they will once again not have learned their lesson. Nonetheless, it will be fun trying to teach it to them.

And woebetide the Englishman who helped the Brussels con artists. And, if any of you beasts from the Parliament, the BBC, the EU, the ECB, Dublin or the UKSC thinks that we're either Ireland, Greece or Norway, you've got another 39 billion pound think coming!

Let my people go!