Things to Do

First Things to Do for the Chump that wins the Conservative Party Leadership: (should be announced first when they announce for the Leadership)

1. Call Maxime Bernier

2. Appoint Kevin O'Leary as their Economic, Business and Financial Advisor (and I mean the last as, if they do a good job, they are bound to make a killing on the market with his advice, ah, er, in trust, of course)

3. Invite the two Kiwis who managed the winning Australian and British conservative campaigns in 2019 and Dominic Cummings to Ottawa to deliver a weeklong seminar as to how they did it (hosted by Ricky Gervaise)

4.  Make sure that any donuts that appear at a Party event are Tim Horton's ("Let them eat Aux Donuts!")

5. Make sure the majority of the Directors of the Party are ordinary Members

6. Make sure that they are the last Leader of the Party not elected by One Member-One Vote 

7. Rename the Party the "New Conservative Party of Canada" (vanity suggestion)

8. Throw a special Party Party for Brian Mulroney

9. Find out the White House's phone number (because I'm sure the PM doesn't know what it is)

10. Make sure that they have the price of a 4 litre bag of milk reported to them daily from a different Canadian locale and the price of a gallon of milk in a US locale

11. Remind the caucus every day that good policy will never be about punishing people

12. Remind Canadians that we should feed to World

13. Ensure that the Party Platform is in place at least one year before the election campaign starts

Thank me later, Chump Number One!

PS:  14.  Have the Shadow Cabinet binge-watch the entire Letterkenny tv series

PPS:  I think we might be spending more on corporate welfare than we do on people welfare.